Holy Cow!!!!

Well I survived the first full week of teaching. I have learned that 45 minutes goes really fast with 7^th graders. Here is a list of things I wish someone told me for the first week of teaching my content area.

I wish someone told me:

1.      That they have no clue they need to write their first AND last name and period on every paper they turn in.

2.      That student’s will constantly tell you they know of a cute guy you should date. ( Well, mostly just the same 3 girls in 5^th period)

3.      That even though you told them to write the assignment on the top of the page they can’t do it.

4.      That you really really really have to explain that they cannot leave class unless they want to use their hall pass and once they use them both they can’t leave class anymore.

5.      That they are scared beyond all get out and have no clue what is going on. You need a ton of patience!

6.      That you really need to spend a long time talking about how to write your name, period, and assignment on their papers.

7.      That when you make math as fun as I do you will hear people whispering about your class while you’re standing in line at the movie theater, grocery store, climbing at The Quarry, in the halls and how to handle it. (Sometimes parents are just as awkward as their 12 year old)

8.      They can remember that you subtracted wrong but can’t remember to write their last name on their paper.

9.      That even though I have a sign that says Miss. Lee I was absent they will still ask you where to find the assignment from when they were absent. Also you will repeatedly tell them in class how to turn in late/absent work and they will ask you how right when you get finished explaining it

10.  That the light that turns on when you re-explain something in a different way is the best look you will ever get.

11.  That the paperwork that goes with teaching is why all the good teachers quit. I really care about the students but the paperwork is endless and pointless.

12.  That you can get even the worst class to have great class conversations with a bag of starbursts.

13.  Seriously the amount of paperwork is huge!

14.  That you will get a class that has conflicting 504 and IEP plans and you are expected to carry them all out at the same time. (504 and IEP are kind of special education plans)

Overall class is going great! I’m seeing a lot of great things and fixing a lot of bad things. Here are some pictures of my classroom.

Every teacher has a plaque with the school mascot of the college they went to

There is a ton of red at this school.

The sign that is hung crooked is that way on purpose. Students love to point

out when stuff isn't right but none of them have noticed so I know they are

not reading the sign that has the answers to their questions on it. 

This is a panorama of my classroom standing in front 

another picture from the front. This is what I see pretty much all the time.

Our school has no windows so it makes for a long day

The FOCUS has the clock for the O but its a crazy math clock

The students think it's cool but they are always asking me what time it is

The board with the grid on it says Miss Lee I was absent above it

the grid is a calendar will the assignment written on it

view from my desk

view from the door

Learning about integers, the fun way

I LOVE TEACHING!!!!!!

Not to say I’m the coolest teacher at the school, but I am. I had students who passed me in the hall counting down how many more classes until they got to go to mine. One student walked past and goes “Ms. Lee! Only 2 more classes!” He has me for 3^rd period, that means he hadn’t even gone to his first class and was already looking forward to my class.

On Friday I gave my students their math workbook and had them write their name (first and last), and period on the side of it in sharpie, we said together as a class like 10 times that they would need it on Monday, as they walked into class today I announced they needed their workbook, I had it written on the whiteboard outside my room Friday after school, and that morning, I had it written on the board when they got into class, but, in every class there was at least one student that did not have their book!!!! There were two students that asked me, yes me, where there book was!!! I don’t know what you did with your book I told you to put it in your locker and bring it to class Monday. There are a few things that I am learning about 7^th graders, one of them being they have no clue if they have two shoes on.

Back to how my class is more fun than any math class you’ve ever been in. Since I’m a first year teacher people constantly stop by my room to listen to my lessons, see how I’m handling my classes, etc., well today when my new teacher mentor stopped in on my class she stayed after class, which was odd, and told me my teaching makes her want to go to math class every day! That’s like the best compliment ever. No one wants to go to math class, I don’t even want to go to math class.

Now you’re wondering what on earth was your lesson about? I’ll tell you. Today we learned about integers and absolute value, nothing very exciting about that. But I don’t let that stop me from making it fun.

We graph the integers after we learn what they are and students are notorious for putting the negative number on the right and the positive number on the left, which is wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. So I ask them if they know the song that goes to the left to the left to the left to the right to the right to the right (I googled it and it’s called the Cupid Shuffle), and they all look at me like no, you’re weird and crazy, but I just keep going with it. I tell them the positive numbers are over here to the right to the right to the right as I slide over to the right then I go back to zero ( I have a number line above my smartboard) and I say negative numbers are over to the left to the left to the left and they all laugh at me then I make them repeat it. I say so the positive numbers are to….. and they all sing the right to the right while I jump over to the right and then I go so the negative numbers are….. and they sing to the left to the left while I jump to the left and they all look embarrassed, but amused to be singing in math class.

Then we get to the fun number, the number zero. So I ask them is zero negative or positive what is zero doing here in the middle? They usually give me one of two answers; 1. The book says it’s not positive or negative or 2. They stare at me like I have no idea there’s not a negative sign so it’s positive? Then I go “WHAT if I told you it’s not POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE!!” then some students look at me like well then what is it so then I go “Zero is like Switzerland!” and they have no clue why Switzerland is like zero so then we have a mini History lesson in math and learn about Switzerland’s neutrality in everything from war to joining the Euro.

They love it! And I love it, I get to jump around and have fun and it’s still aligned with the core.

I haven’t come up with a super fun way to remember absolute value but today I said that the absolute value lines are like the guards at Buckingham palace and only positive things are allowed out of the palace so if the number inside the gates is negative, when it comes out it must be positive (Fun thing about 7^th graders they don’t get the political undertones). It’s not as fun but they mistake absolute value lines for the number one a lot less if they remember that they are guards, guarding the number on the inside.

That was my lesson today. And yes I can teach this lesson with questions and all the fun in 30- 35 minutes.

Have I said I love my job?

First day of school!

The first day of school that you are in charge is way scarier and way more fun than any first day you've ever had. 

This is how I did my first day:

7:30-

·         made sure all students were on the seating chart (they changed from 4:00 last night, and then again in the middle of the day)

·         Made sure I had all of my papers I needed to hand out.

·         Went over how the first day should go in my head.

·         My awesome mentor teacher came and gave me an apple muffin (you know the giant                                                                        ones from Costco)

7:50-

·         Anxious/scared 7^th graders start coming into class (I tried to get them to go back out and make friends, they were way too scared to leave a room once they found it)

·         Stood in the hall to help the scared 7^th graders and to hand my students the warm-up for the day

8:00-

·         First period started

·         I took roll(silently of course), made sure students were in correct desks

·         Everyone in first period was super scared and didn’t say a word

·         Went around the room and had each student pronounce their name (there are some weird ones) and they told me an answer from the warm-up. It was a small survey that had questions like what is your favorite book, TV show, song, what was the funnest thing you did this summer, what famous person would you want to have lunch with.

·         Then I went over how to hand in papers

·         Disclosure time. We went over both the math department and my class disclosures.

·         I answered the survey questions and talked about my answers

8:45-

·         End of first period

·         Back into the hall to help scared/lost students and hand my students the warm-up as they walked into class

Repeat six times with a few exceptions. As the day went on students were less and less scared and more and more talkative. In a class or two we had to practice handing in papers silently a few times. Since we had to practice being quiet and there were more students and less time (Wednesdays are early outs so the last 3 classes are only 40 min) I didn’t have time to show them my answers to the survey questions.

The best part of the day was when another teacher asked who the math teacher was that the 7^th graders were talking about. In a few classes if a student said they liked something that no one else knew about if it was fun I would kind of act it out. Like one student said they would like to have lunch with Lindsay Sterling and no one knew who she was so I jumped around the room imitating Lindsay playing the violin, apparently the news of the crazy math teacher spread pretty fast and other teachers starting hearing about it. We also discussed in a class if Boy Meets World or Girl Meets World is a better show, why the Dodgers are better than the Braves, how Josh from Drake and Josh grew up to be hot, why karate is cool, all kinds of fun things. 

Things I wish I knew for the first day

1.      To tell the kids to write their first AND last name on their paper

2.      Memorize the bell schedule (I know this will come but having to check the poster was distracting to me and my students)

3.      To tell the students to write in their very best handwriting so I can read their name

4.      What the freeze button on the projector remote does (this may be the coolest button on a remote ever! You can pause on the screen you want the students to see and then change what is on your screen on your computer and the projector screen doesn’t change! I’m in love with it)

5.      To number the tables so they could find their seat faster

6.      That 5 minutes is a long time and having 5 minutes less is a lot less you can get through

Overall I would say I had a very successful first day of teaching. I love it!

Here are a few pictures:

I'll take better ones tomorrow

This is the view from my desk

(which I'm never at from 8-2:25)

Every teacher gets these cool signs with the 

logo from where they graduated